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Chaddha Saab’s 444

uncle chaddha

I took your advice. I am moving out of the bug-house. Yay!

For the uninitiated, here’s a shortened version of what I’ve been going through: I moved to Delhi a month ago and I’ve been living in a house room that is crawling with insects, bugs, reptiles, rodents, dust, dirt, spiders, cephalopods, earthworms, leaves and pods; the first eleven from the depths of Hell and the last two from a weird tree in the courtyard.

I’m finally moving out!

I wish it were that simple, right? As it happened, the Insect Palace’s landlord refused to give me my security deposit back – 15,000 bucks – and claimed that I hadn’t given him a month’s notice before moving out. I fought with the old raccoon and after a fair bit of verbal jousting, he agreed to pay me 70% of the money. He wasn’t happy about it. Neither am I, so I’m gonna trash the place today before leaving! I have some spray paint cans and eggs in my bag! Yay!

Anyway, I started the hunt for a new place yesterday and came across Uncle Chaddha. He seems to be a perfectly harmless 70-year-old retiree living in a peaceful location. He’s got a huge house and a nice little car with which he drives his meat-mountain wife around. I met him and he showed me his studio apartment on the 2nd floor, and I liked it immediately. It’s got a nice terrace, a decent kitchen, a sturdy bed and two of the basic necessities of life – a television and an air-conditioner! Better still, I didn’t see any bugs! Yay!

So, I paid him some money today and I’m moving in this evening. Weirdly enough, his house number is 444. This morning, I started thinking that there must be some history associated with this number. I did some research and found only two relevant hits – 444 is the number of the Devil’s cousin and 444 is a lucky number for Malaysians. You wouldn’t believe it but I googled “insects 444″ to cross-reference my worst nightmare with a potential new one, and found nothing of interest. Yay!

Anyway, that’s an update on my life. Living away from home has it’s own thrills. And it’s share of weirdness.

  1. July 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm | #1

    Glad you decided to move out of that jungle! Enjoy your stay at 444 :)

  2. July 2, 2009 at 12:42 pm | #2

    So he’s only 2/3rds the devil, is he? :-)

    Cheers,

    Quirky Indian

  3. July 2, 2009 at 2:13 pm | #3

    Ssup macha ?? .. I’m back to Mumbai !! .. hv been reading ur posts but was not able to comment on them ..

    Wishng u a wonderful stay in 444 .. I never knew devil has a cousin and his number is 444 ..

    meat-mountain wife .. LOL !! that was insanely hillarious !!

  4. Anu
    July 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm | #4

    The number sure IS freaky, good thing you googled it up ! :D
    Good luck with the new place! :) Hope you live a bug & rat-free existence! ;)

  5. July 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm | #5

    I’m having a feeling that it is some kind of strange co-incidence that happens in movies. 444 a freaky number. Be on your toes until you make sure you dont see any of those little creatures. You can never be too sure. Heh! all the best with 444 and Chadda Uncle ji.

  6. July 2, 2009 at 7:24 pm | #6

    Ouch man the devil has already taken over you? Trashing the place and all :-D
    PS: You’re gonna give devil an inferiority complex; I bet

  7. July 2, 2009 at 7:54 pm | #7

    all the best for the new place.

  8. July 2, 2009 at 11:48 pm | #8

    :) devil >> insects! Have fun at the new place!

  9. July 3, 2009 at 2:49 am | #9

    meat-mountain wife ? lol thts freaking hilarious dude … lmao … :)
    all the best at 444
    cheers

  10. Ava
    July 3, 2009 at 8:04 am | #10

    Great … lucky you. Hope Chadda sahib is not nosy. A friend of mine got a long lists of thing a tenant should NOT do.

  11. July 3, 2009 at 9:42 am | #11

    All the best ‘TO’ the new place ;) :P :P

  12. bhu
    July 3, 2009 at 1:16 pm | #12

    All the best Nikhil….hope u dont get any crawly guests :)

  13. July 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm | #13

    Don’t worry macha, there will be less insects in AC apartment as insects like natural fresh air (no farts) :D

  14. July 3, 2009 at 9:00 pm | #14

    Thank God it was not 666. I can almost imagine him digging his teeth in your neck in the night! :P

  15. July 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm | #15

    Hope you have a better time with this guy….but be careful, Delhi is full of weirdos

  16. July 4, 2009 at 6:06 pm | #16

    all the best …but be careful…444 is a dangerous number…u never know….the place mite be haunted!! lol! ;)

  17. July 4, 2009 at 9:40 pm | #17

    congrats! may you and only you live happily ever after… :D

  18. July 5, 2009 at 2:02 am | #18

    wow u gt new house.kewl man!

  19. July 6, 2009 at 11:08 am | #19

    Congos Dude!!
    Those insects will miss you :)
    Spray Cans and Eggs are good but make sure that u get ur money first, this is Delhi, u never know :)

  20. July 6, 2009 at 11:45 am | #20

    I guess each place has its follies and here you are getting the first bite of the city…. good luck call me for any help…. if needed.

  21. July 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm | #21

    you should have stayed at the same place, because i know this person, his daugther had commited suicide in that room..people say that preeti had some mental issues she used to say that she can see thru people, before she died she wrote the number “23″ on the wall , no tenant there has stayed for more than a month.. i hope you dont belive in bhoot pret…

  22. July 9, 2009 at 11:27 am | #22

    Good for u.
    444 huh? might be lucky for u as well !!!

  23. July 9, 2009 at 7:49 pm | #23

    If you still can go back to do some damage, I have a better idea than spray cans and eggs:
    Get a lemon, poke a big enough hole in it or just simply slit it in two… pour some indigo/neel/safedi in a bowl and dip the lemon in it. Hide it in some obscure place… and RUN…

    Believe me, the smell is so unbearable u have to desert the place, and if the *old racoon* cant find the source, it will stink for quite long!

    By the way, make sure you check underneath the sinks @ 444…

  24. July 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm | #24

    i’m malaysian and this is the first i’ve heard about 444 being a lucky number for us! i don’t know about the malays or indians in my country, but for us chinese 4 is not a nice number because it is a homonym with the word ‘death’.

  25. July 31, 2009 at 9:30 am | #25

    As a Malaysian myself, I “DITTO” every word of Sulz’s comments :D Good luck buddy :)

  26. insideoutdasg
    August 17, 2009 at 6:20 pm | #26

    444! That is a magical, angel number that suggests that “the angels are surrounding you” and “everything will be OK” according to Dorene Virtue. The move will be a good one and certainly there’s “someone” looking out for you! Check me out at http://www.soulstrand.com for more info on sychronicities surrounding the number 444.

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