Objectum Sexuality!

I was browsing through the morning papers today, when Manju “Mango” Panicker pointed out something interesting to me. Please tell me why we live in such a fucked up world! Have a look at this! ๐Ÿ˜€

The first thing that went through my head when I read this was, “Ok, this is a joke, right?” Then, as I re-read it, I realized that it’s not a joke!ย  The woman is actually married to the goddamn Berlin Wall!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

So, when Regan brought down the wall, he killed her husband! Her husband divided a country! Her kids are probably going to be cute, little bricks! I wonder how they consummate their relationship every night! I started thinking if I ever had this sort of disease. I once found a pair of sneakers “sexy” and bought them. I once found a sexy shirt. Thats about it! But I have not married anyone or anything to date! This woman finds “slim things with horizontal lines” very sexy apparently! I have a striped shirt, maybe she’ll be interested!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Either that woman was too drunk to realize that she was marrying a frikking wall, or she really really needs a hard hit on the head! God save the world!! How come idiots like these get publicity, when decent, hard-working people like me (ahem!) don’t even get mentioned in the papers? Why is the world so twisted!? ๐Ÿ˜€

The newspaper that carried this article was Mid Day, a stupid tabloid that is hailed as the “future of reporting”! Yeah, right! Objectum Sexuality, it seems! Oh God! And I thought I was mad! ๐Ÿ˜€

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

15 thoughts on “Objectum Sexuality!

  1. Objectum Sexuality.. even i read it!
    I was wondering how crazy and stupid can one be at the same time!!

    I had read about people marrying dogs.. but wall!? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    And i didn’t read it in Mid-day.. i read it yesterday in one of the three papers:
    1) TOI
    2) Bangalore Mirror
    3) Economic times

    I doubt Economic times hasn’t been so bad yet.. I think i read it on TOI..

  2. Ummm…//This woman finds โ€œslim things with horizontal linesโ€ very sexy apparently! I have a striped shirt, maybe sheโ€™ll be interested!! //
    Notice the word “slim” Nikhil ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿ˜€ As from ur snap in last post I suspect she will reject u even if u have a horizontally striped shirt ๐Ÿ˜›

    On a serious note in India women are married to trees so what if she married a wall by her own will!! And if she finds happiness in that and is causing no one any harm then its ok!!! We all have said at some point of time – I love my mobile Nxx or my lappy ABCXYZ or my iPod PQR..and get anxious if its lost ..isn’t that objectum sexuality? (as defined in last para of the article) ..maybe she has crossed thin line between sanity and insanity and married it!!

    @Sandeep how can marrying a dog be better than a wall?

  3. Hey Nikki…thnx a lot for posting this article in ur wonderful blog and yeah..thnx sweetheart for saying it wos ‘me’ alias Mango who pointed out the same 2 u….hehehehhe after all my paper tracking in the morn is only and only 4 news items like these…( tht too in mid-day or bang-mirror)…hehehhe ..plz don say this 2 divs…nyways…good work man…im proud of u…actually i think i’ll find out topics 4 u 2 write everyday….may b u can pay me 4 tht….hahaha….Money …money …:P

  4. Hahahaaa……i luv Sydney opera house soo much….now i see this is called objectum sexuality… ๐Ÿ˜†
    Get me the address of the one who built that,i want to propose it :p

  5. DUH-AH.Objectum sexuality-a FETISH for inanimate objects??
    I know of people who have a fetish for shoes,bags,clothes etc etc.But they are sane enough not to get married to them.This lady is married to that goddamn berlin wall for 29 years! Thats INSANE
    She dared enough to tell it to the whole world about this.Thats too much usage of freedom of expression

  6. @Reema
    I didn’t say it’s better.. i said i’ve heard that many a times.. may be that makes it more easy to digest ๐Ÿ™‚

    And as far as the question about is it better? you got to ask the one who married a dog.. they can give you the details about their marriage and life after that ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. WHAT? this aint object watever. this is called bullshit. Take her to a mad house and give her two shock treatments, that would help her see the wall better.

  8. You should be ashamed to make fun of a widow!!!!!!
    Hey, but I think she is mentally ill or maybe she has not tasted a man yet to know how bad(and uncomfortable) a wall can be. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. heard of marrying animals, pets.. etc.. now people started marrying non-living objects.. Objectum Sexuality!

  10. hmmm… next thing you know people will be married to their furniture… wierd…

    Wonder if she changed her last name…

  11. Vijay, she did.
    Look at her surname.
    Its Berliner-Mauer.
    That translates as Berlin Wall.

  12. lol..yeah we hav all kind of weird things here on Earth.

    I remember some news abt one guy marrying a biatch in rural areas so that monsoon could come at time.

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