The Love Guru! :)

(Post inspired by Aravind and his bad luck! Don’t worry, dude! I’ll help you out)

This post is meant primarily for men, and single ones at that. Men who would want to try out their luck in wooing a woman and want some inside information on how to go about doing this without being slapped in public, can read this with the assurance that you won’t be disappointed. This post comes from someone who’s been there and done that when it comes to asking women out on dates, making a complete fool of myself and finally, succeeding. If women want to read this, please do, it’s probably going to make you smile at how little men know about women.

No offense is meant to anyone, unless specifically named. πŸ˜€

Ok, first things first, my fellow readers – ask yourself the following three questions and if and only if the answer to all three is “Yes” then continue. Otherwise, this post is not for you. Women, ignore the previous two sentences. πŸ˜€

1. Are you a man?

2. Have you ever had a crush before?

3. Was your crush a woman?

Ok, now that we’ve eliminated the kids and the fairies, let’s get down to some serious information dissemination session!

Women don’t like nerds! Don’t show off your intelligence to women! Act dumb! Not too dumb, because that could be a huge turn-off! Show them that you’re a perfectly normal, average guy, who flunks a couple of exams and yet manages to get placed in a pretty nice company. And I don’t mean a call-center! Call center guys are NOT the ‘hot trend’ nowadays! πŸ˜€

Let’s take a hypothetical example, you’ll understand better. Suppose there is this really really hot chick whom you want to ask for a dinner. First thing you should do is to drop the idea! She’s not in your league and all the hot chicks are already taken. So, look elsewhere.

Suppose there is a fairly hot and very cute girl, who’s single and whom you’re interested in. Now, we’re talking! You have a chance to score a romantic dinner here! The formula is very simple – wear a black leather jacket over a very white round-neck T-shirt and wear blue jeans and brown hiking boots. Don’t overdo the bling factor because you’ll look gay. No earrings, no rings on your fingers and most of all, no silver/gold watches that dangle! πŸ˜€

Walk real slow when you’re in their company and give them ample time to look at you and make their opinion. Even if you’re in a hurry, whenever you pass her seat, slow down and walk in real slow-motion. It helps. Do not bank on finding women in your new school or college or your new workplace. Go and hunt them out in all the places you never usually visit. The fact that you don’t visit these places and the fact that you’re single might give you a clue. πŸ˜€

Bald men are considered hot by some women, so before you go shaving off your precious hair, try to get the girl to tell you if she likes bald men. Not all men look good without hair. Some men have an unnatural bulge in their faces, and if you remove your hair, you look like something the cat dragged in. Big turn-off, don’t do it! πŸ˜€

The type of watch you wear plays a huge role in whether the girl accepts your offer of dinner. I suggest something black, not too flashy and something that doesn’t have hearts or bubbles on their faces. The hands of the watch must NOT by Mickey Mouse’s gloved hands! πŸ˜€

Women like music, as a rule. Some like house/trace music and some of them prefer soft rock. Other freaky women prefer really really heavy/death metal music, and a few of these strange women will probably turn you into a druggie of you get too close. So, be careful and don’t get into any more trouble than you already are.

Asking a woman out on a date is quite a tricky situation and can lead to disastrous effects. From a simple “No” to spending a night in the city jail, anything could happen depending on how you ask them out. Some despo-self-help books will tell you that the direct approach is the best way, but take my work for it, it’s not! Asking her out has to be a long-drawn arduous process in which, her tastes and dislikes has to properly researched. Since this depends on individual women, I won’t say much on this, except that you should not go up to the girl and say, “Hi, Wanna eat?” πŸ˜€

The choice of restaurant is also vital in building a fruitful relationship with the girl. Don’t take vegetarian girls to Barbeque Nation or KFC!! πŸ˜€

Being funny is absolutely vital, but make sure people are laughing at your jokes and not at you. It’s easy to get confused. And if they’re laughing at you, then laugh with them and call yourself a moron, because some girls like that! πŸ˜€

Be charming, be witty and be dumb. I know you’re probably very confused by now, but I can tell you that once you read this post again, you’ll feel really confident on approaching that girl of your dreams. Just don’t make it a nightmare.

Go forth, my friends! Ask them out! Show the Venutian Women what we Martian Men are made of!

May the force be with you!

(PS: If any of you want me to bail you out of jail after asking out a girl rather badly, I will be unable to reach due to logistic constraints! πŸ˜€Β  )

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Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

88 thoughts on “The Love Guru! :)

  1. If a guy “walks in real slow-motion” more than once infront of me, you can trust me to put my best foot forward and make him trip over πŸ˜€

    Lage Raho Love Guru πŸ™‚

  2. Hey don’t walk in slow motion always, sometimes you just need to give a little smile and disappear before she starts thinking. And bellieve me, this works like hell, mostly on “hot chicks”

    and how many times you have *not* failed dear Nikhil?

  3. I forgot to add, “don’t let girl think too much, they are disastrous while using their own brain!!! πŸ˜›

  4. @ S
    hehehe!! Remind me never to do that in front of you! πŸ˜€

    I choose not to comment on the first one and ignore the second one… Hehehe!! And my success rate has been fairly high… πŸ˜€
    Kidding, man! πŸ˜€

    Hehe! All the best! πŸ˜€

    @Quirky Indian
    haha! I hope so..
    And my success percentage? Well, take my word for it when I say that some things can’t be revealed at the present time! πŸ˜€

  5. lol.. you blog is getting interesting day be day…
    u dont want people to flunk delebrately for a girl ..
    would a lie do ??? πŸ˜›

  6. @Suda //I forgot to add, β€œdon’t let girl think too much, they are disastrous while using their own brain!!! // Thats one hell of a sexist comment. Strange that it should come from u who has a gf. dont be such an MCP. I have lot more to say abt what i think of ur comment but then I dont waste my energy on such MCPs. im shocked beyond words that a supposedly emotionally intelligent man like u can come up with such a comment.

    @Nikhil I’ll comment on ur post in leisure. Right now I’m too pissed off at Suda.

  7. @Arvind
    If you’re a good liar, then go ahead… Don’t sweat and don’t look to your right when you’re lying… It’ll give you away! πŸ˜€

    I hope you’re not pissed off with me, I chose to ignore Suda’s comment…

    I think your comment borders on chauvinism! Please reconsider your stance…

  8. did you say black leather jacket??? eww..

    By the way, dumb is not a turn-on..ever!

  9. @ Nikhil : I know, I guess a guy could act a lill stupid to get attention, but not dumb !!! and wearing black leather jacket would not be applicable for people like me who stay in Chennai πŸ˜€ Btw, are you sure this is gonna work, those walking in slow motion and stuffs?

    @ Reema : I guess Suda was just having a harmless fun with his comment and I dont think he actually meant it !

    @ Suda :oops, huh ? πŸ˜€

  10. @Vimal Well I think guys think its cool and a “guy thing” to pass such sexist comments casually and its a “joke” to them. I beg to differ. I find it derogatory.

  11. @ Nikhil:

    Much as you write in jest, some people’s idea of fun borders on misogyny. What can you do? πŸ™‚ (Which is why you should find time to read the latest post I wrote – I do not know any genuinely funny people who are not also some of the smartest thinking people.) And in case you are confused, this comment is for your response to Reema who is rightly upset.

  12. Love Guru (LG) that was an awesome post. Something really interesting. LG those tips were really nice. Those would definitely work out.

    But LG I have one small question. πŸ˜› What if it is a long term relationship? I mean if the girl/boy lives at a different place.. very far off.. in a different city rather and has contacts only via internet.. πŸ˜€ What to do LG? πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜€

  13. @Bina
    Black leather jackets are ‘out’..?? Damn, when did that happen? I gotta come out from under my rock… πŸ˜€

    Dumb? I never said dumb… Did I? πŸ˜€

    I am fighting for equal rights for men and women everywhere, and I don’t think that the concept of “guy things” exist anymore… A few people still hold on to the past, hoping to pass off their beliefs as humor… Don’t pay them any heed… I really don’t know what Suda meant by the comment, and I think its time he explained it..!!

    Explain Yourself!! πŸ˜€

    I totally agree with Reema, but I can’t comment on Suda’s comments unless he explains himself and in what light he meant it… Misandry is also sometimes passed off as a valid reaction to a supposedly sexist comment, and unfortunately, men have no power to react to it, for fear of being rebuked in exactly the same way Reema did… I guess all this is part of life… Unless Suda explains himself, I don’t want to bash him! πŸ˜€
    I will read your post after hitting the ‘Submit’ button now! πŸ˜€

    haha! You mean long-distance relationships, dude… Trust me, I’ve been in one myself and I’m so frikkin glad it’s over!! It’s hell… Distance kills any relationships! πŸ˜€

  14. @Sakhi
    I know! Damn, this post was meant in good humor and perfect hormony… er er.. i mean, Harmony! Look what’s happened now! Sigh… 😦

  15. @Reema
    Ok time to defend myself!!!!!

    *disastrous* means *disastrous for boys*
    And you may not be aware that many times boys plan to do *something* (good, surprise, cool) and girls simply * their plans by proposing their own plans. This is dangerous to newly forming relationships but its ok later. (And I think we are talking about *new* relationships here)

    or in simple words, girls try to keep themselves out of *trouble* that boys can create (and do create always). So what I meant was, if you(boys) have any surprise plan or anything like that, don’t give the girl time to think about it or she will form some new plan that will be *disastrous* for yourself.

    If this is still confusing, just read my comment as “don’t let the girl use her brain, or it will turn out to be *disastrous* for you” [You=Boys] and see how it makes difference.

    Finally Shefaly, even if you didn’t use any names, I got the message(may be it wasn’t meant for me, but still it alright for me)

    Still if someone thinks that the comment is highly objectionable, I request Nikhil to take care of matter in his own istyle.

    ****Seems this is my one of bad days of my life….. friends angry(Reema), others in doubt(*) and one *on edge of breaking* relationship….. sigh

    (no cheers this time)

    P.S> you can laugh at the fact that I don’t know what MCP is!!

  16. The 1st para said its is fr men… so I wasnt intrsted but still read it πŸ˜› althou it said later “women please ignore 1st 2 lines :)”….

    now…. there are some good tricks out there… u knw recenlty on radio I herad this…

    boy to gal : I could make u shout in nest 5 secs..
    gal: okie if u cudnt ,i want an icecream..
    boy: fine…

    gal: ohhh u misd it
    Boy:…so i ll be thr to pick u up at 6… i owe u icream na πŸ˜€

  17. @Reema
    Suda explained himself… I am waiting for your rebuttal… I shall remain the moderator in this debate… πŸ™‚

    Hahaha!!Good one… Ok, I bet that I’ll make you laugh in the next five secs… 5, 4, 3, 2,1… damn, I lost… lets go for some ice cream tonight! πŸ™‚
    And, Good point… πŸ™‚
    what’s cracked doesn’t make a difference… But still, blogrolls are weird creatures, aren’t they? πŸ˜€

  18. HAHAHAHA..I thought the post was gonna be my laughter medicine tonight..but the comments..OMG they have kiled me….I am dying with laugher…………Nikhil-the self proclaimed love guru……..I can actually imagine him in his leather jacket and the white T :D…………………………
    And then as soon as he is about to slowly pass by the HOT girl, he sees another guy….. hey who is it -its Suda….wearing his RADO WATCH AND PERFUME Gucci wala πŸ˜€
    …and the girl looks at him and flutters her lashes-and Suda replies- i am booked for Sweety…
    Nikhil’s post now applies on Guys tooo…………Few guys are booked too…
    Mahak πŸ˜€

  19. Phew! read the whole thing for the reason ,this is nt meant for kids πŸ˜€
    ho yeah n its really true that gals dont like flashy watches!!

    //Women like music, as a rule// ….u rock dude!! that is absolutely true!! !! u r a master in this!

    Common ya cheer up ! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    its true that gals watch all what guys do n hear all the stupidities they speak as if they have no brain! but the moment they start thinking … Ha! its really disastrous for boys! Iagree πŸ™‚

  20. lol i can tell you i am not going to waste my money on some dumb girll…lol i mean no truly amazing yet for me..y?see my latest post(its with a warning)

  21. @Mahak aka Mehak aka Froooty!
    Hehehe!!! Yeah, I know… I’m glad you found this funny and didn’t add fuel to the war already waging here! πŸ˜€
    I DO NOT wear leather jackets and Ts..!! hehehe… That’s just my ‘gyaan’ to the less fortunate… And as far as Suda and his gucci watches are concerned, i dunno…. lets ask him, shall we? πŸ˜‰

    I should probably have an “A” rating up, shouldn’t I? πŸ˜€

    Let’s see… Um… I’m free right now? Let’s go! Where do you stay? πŸ˜€

    Hmmm… Ok, i’ll read that before commenting further here! πŸ˜€

  22. @Nik : Blue jeans…? White T…? Leather Jacket….? should this “Dress Code” be followed only on the first day or on all days i’ve to meet the girl…? I’m afraid i’ll look like an icecream vendor in GTA Vice City… πŸ˜€

  23. I saw this post in the morning but this was one post i didn’t want to comment on until the comments came. Some posts need comments before you can respond! πŸ™‚ Well, glad I waited as this post has got hot. I am glad I waited for Suda’s answer because I too was wondering why he was saying that!
    But about your advice I think there is some truth in what you say Nikhil. I never found nerds “hot.” πŸ™‚ I am an older generation, but even then I thought that so I guess it must be advise that defies time!! πŸ™‚
    Even today if I have to think of a hot guy I would choose dumb looking Brad Pitt over the intelligent looking Bill Gates! And look, I think Brad Pitt is a better husband too. Ask Angelina!

  24. “you look like something the cat dragged in.” hahahaha…

    “Be charming, be witty and be dumb.” Well, actually it shud be read as “Be charming, be witty and keep telling her you are dumb.” That way, your charm and wit registers–and she also realises that you are modest enough to call yourselves dumb… πŸ˜€ wot say, Nikhil?

    And all you people waging a war…do not go by any of these tips πŸ˜€ none of them work…at least, am sure the Guru practises none of these…(do you, Nikhil ??)…other than being funny (its in your blood!) πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Hilarious post, tho!!!

  25. i think i’m too late to read this post………………sorry yar i was busy boozing with with my friends……………..but it was really a very good post……..i’ll sure follow these principles from today……………i’m ur sishya from today guruva
    sorry scorpia but i have trust in nikhil i think his tips will sure help us……………………….

  26. @Joel

    Hehe!! I love vice city! πŸ˜€
    But, no.. this dress code applies only on the day you ask her out… πŸ™‚
    Once you impress her over dinner, you can dress whatever u want, she won’t mind.. πŸ˜€

    I am glad you did comment, finally! Wanted your opinions on this… πŸ˜€
    And as for Brad Pitt, I think he is a burden to Mother Earth… No hard feelings, but I just don’t like him after he thought that getting a tattoo on his lower back would help the victims of Katrina… πŸ˜€

    Hehehe!! You know me too well! πŸ˜€
    But this post was meant for all those who are still trying out the glorious world of love… πŸ˜€

    Way to go, man!! Just let me know if you need any advice and I’ll be glad to help u out! πŸ˜€
    Don’t mind scorpria, she just knows me too well… hehehe…

    @La Vida Loca
    You do that.. πŸ˜€

  27. hahaha.. almost perfect tips.. acting dumb is a very good point πŸ˜€

    dude slow motion?!? Is this the part of making a fool of oneself? πŸ˜›

  28. Hey! Wheres my comment??? I remeber leaving one here this morning, and now – poof! 😦

    It was just after one of Joel’s comments, which btw is also missing!!!!!!!

    And replying to ur comment on my blog – add me to ur list, and vice versa! πŸ™‚

  29. @Sandeep
    Trust me, dude… It works! πŸ™‚

    You commented on the wrong post!! πŸ˜›
    It’s under the post named “XP? Vista? Sanity?”… hehehe!! πŸ˜€
    And you’re already on my list since yesterday… πŸ™‚

  30. @ Nik : thats a breather macha… or… if ppl who saw ur blog manage to find me daily, they may mistake me for trying out a new chic everyday…. its a different matter that i like it… πŸ˜›

  31. That was worth LOLing… I remember writing something on similar lines ages back. πŸ™‚

    PS Not able to add u in blog roll. Error: Could not detect a feed for this URL…. Now, M not so savvy to understand all this and fix it.. 😦

  32. @Aparna
    Hehe… It’s ok… Happens to the best of them! πŸ˜€

    Hahaha!! That’s the spirit! πŸ˜€

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    I am gonna read your blog now! thanks for dropping in! πŸ™‚
    And as for the error, I dunno much about blogspot myself… I’m a WP veteran… Try and try again till you succeed… πŸ˜€

  33. It s amazing how funny you can get with each post.
    I absolutely loved reading this post!!

    Why dont you follow this up with another post for all of us girls out here telling us how the male brain works?

    Again, I loved this post!!!

  34. *grins*

    Understand the excessive intelligence part..Had to sit thru dinner once with the man narrating page 1 to page 15 of economic times..
    Last time I met him

    …don agree wid the all hot chicks are taken…dire misconception!

  35. you should post a warning at the ned of your post.. the type u find on cigarette packs.. My advices are injurious to health πŸ˜€

  36. @Oxy
    Yay!! Congrats!! πŸ˜€

    Lol… Glad you liked it.. Hmmm… Inner workings of the male brain, eh? Interesting! πŸ˜€

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    I promise I will not narrate the Economic Times to you over dinner, if you would consider my offer of dinner, when I can muster up enough courage to as you out for dinner and I do ask you out for dinner… πŸ˜€
    I hate redundant sentences, don’t you? πŸ˜€

    I was waiting for you! You never turned up… I had two cornetto cones… 😦

    I’m glad you are! πŸ˜€

    I will consider that advice! πŸ˜€

  37. @Nikhil
    Nice blog you got here. This is my first visit here. And I loved it. And about being funny around girls, its 100% true. But I am a guy who believes in having a serious relationship rather than many girl-friends. From a general point of view, this topic is best suited to give you a hearty laugh. Keep up the good work. You have one more fan now. πŸ™‚

  38. @Nik – I am super late for this controversial post πŸ˜€
    Dude, slow motion & leather jackets??? Eww!! I tried the slow motion, I looked funny! πŸ˜€

    Thanks for all the tips! Super damn funny post!

    @Suda/Reema – Peace Peace Peace!

  39. dude… did u try this out with the girl who’s giving u dreams…? and wht was the reaction if u tried…? i’m imagining u in slow motion with the costume… now, complete it with the story… πŸ˜€

  40. @Nik – I ain’t trying anything that you say after this morning! She’s unavailable πŸ˜€ and talking less now πŸ™‚

    I almost felt like Govinda from Partner! πŸ˜€

  41. Nikhil,
    man ! Your what looks like a harmless post has triggered many controversies. lol.
    And I guess this post would be getting all those folks who google out love.
    But to them I got to say just one thing, if you did google out love and came to this post, practice some of these in REAL LIFE. The Love Guru guarantees you that you will find love *

    *Conditions apply

  42. Nikhil dude i dont know how i landed on this blog but must say I enjoyed reading it. Wonderful sense of humor, though you must have heard this many times before.
    Added to blogroll.

    keep writing!

  43. @Anniyan
    Hhehe… thanks man! Uh, what’s the name of your blog? Would be easier to search for you if you could leave the URL behind… πŸ™‚

    Yes, will do! πŸ™‚

    Keep trying, that’s my advice to you! πŸ˜€
    Jo darr gaya, samjho ladki ghar gayi! πŸ˜€

    Hehe! Keep guessing! πŸ˜€

    I like the Conditions Apply part! LOL..!! πŸ˜€

    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    Thanks, I’ll check out your blog too! πŸ˜€

  44. haha i guess i should try this out… πŸ˜€ ….thanks for the valuable info πŸ™‚ ….i ‘ve added you on my blogroll as well πŸ˜‰

  45. You Missed out Looking in the Eye while talking

    and the SMILE !!


    Dumb guys are real cute !! =P

  46. @ Nick : Hey man, see, dumbness has many levels k! If its the ‘Joey’ kindda dumbness ‘then’ it is too cute…
    ( Did I just say that ?! Gosh!! )

  47. @Nick
    Welcome to MirrorCracked! πŸ˜€
    All the best, man! Don’t blame me if you land up in trouble! πŸ˜€

    You’re alive!!!!!!
    yay!! πŸ˜€
    And the smile and the look-into-my-eyes thing will happen automatically! πŸ˜€
    You should know! πŸ˜›

  48. k… i’ll make a story… dont run after me if i spoil it…. here it goes…
    Nik is on cloud nine after purchasing a blue denim trouser and a spotless absolutely ‘Colgate’ white Tee πŸ˜€ . (Assuming your crush is your colleague) He comes to office with a huge grin on his face making people feel like he’s spreading a grin-aria. enters the office.
    Now slow motion starts… he walks with his right leg in air for 2 seconds and left for 2.1 seconds… πŸ˜› at the same time, his hands are in perfect sync with the legs… OH! i almost forgot… his brand new Brown Leather Jacket will be at its shiniest best. the girl will look at him with a ear-to-ear grin and blush… which nik returns with pleasure… (i am having a gala time imagining u blush πŸ˜€ ) He remembers to appear dumb and puts all his arms and legs into attention position, greets his sweetheart with a good morning song, tells “Love u dear” at last and runs to his cabin with heart in hand… πŸ˜€
    Dude… plz delete the comment or edit it if u r angry with me for missing/adding anything…

  49. Story continued…..
    Suddenly out of no-where, Suda turns up. He lifts Nick by one hand and throws hims all the way to the washroom. πŸ˜€

    P.S. I have seen photos of nick and I am sure I can do that. I can even throw Nikhil if I want to and if he is drunk. πŸ˜›

    P.S 1.0> Nikhil, what you asked me to explain myself for?? to get ignored? or to remain un-answered? bad days man!!! even Nikhil cant help me!!

  50. wow, this post struck a nerve. You need to write a book, Nikhil. Really, people would buy it!

    You know, I don’t mind smart guys, as long as they realize I’m smart too! So many intelligent men come off as arrogant because they think the rest of the world is stupid.

    I like the clothes you suggest for the guys to wear.

  51. @Harshasiri
    hehehe! Need I say anything more? πŸ˜€

    Now that you’ve explained yourself, things have cooled down, man! Don’t you see? That’s why I asked you to do it… Definitely not ignoring you… If something else had come up, I’d have come in… πŸ˜€

    Lol… You guys seem to be having fun out here! πŸ˜€ Carry on! πŸ˜€

    Really? I will consider it! πŸ˜€
    And finally someone agrees with me on the dress code! Thanks!! πŸ˜€

  52. @ Nick : Ditto !

    @ Nikhil : Yeah, I’m alive. OS has crashed for some days. Din have the patience (and time) to repair the goddam thing. Exams from Aug 1st month. So minds not working and thus, no new posts and thus, dead.


  53. Oh yeah, nikhil, we have loads of fun in your comment box! Thanks for lending the space ! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

  54. Nikhil, I wasn’t talking about you :P……..

    Story continued………..

    harshasrisri and Suda follow Nikhil with lady on a Royal Enfield (no other bike is capable of having two of them eksaath)…………
    they run….

    finally Suda and big H catch Nikhil and SUdatouches Nikhil and says,” See I caught you, hehehehe πŸ˜€ “

  55. @Nikhil Black leather jacket is so Elvis/Grease/Brando/Top Gun look and is definitely a turn off now. I think the Smart or Casual look is better than the Dude look. And hiking boots in college or workplace??? Come on!! //walk in real slow-motion. It helps.// Naah it doesnt. It isnt like a girl notices the guys around her only when they pass by her!! Not only baldness there are many more hair styles that dont appeal to girls. I dont like guys who have long hair or the Tere Naam hairstyle. //The type of watch you wear plays a huge role in whether the girl accepts your offer of dinner.// Now u r really kidding!! Huge role?? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    That was my pending comment. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ What has been the success percentage of the LG himself? And oh one more tip if I may add. Never ever try these simultaneously with two girls who know or may get to know each other in any way.

    @Suda Thanks for explaining. Now u know what happens when one write a sentence completely. Still maybe u could use another word instead of brain in the sentence //don’t let the girl use her brain, or it will turn out to be *disastrous* for you”// Just my view. Rest peace! πŸ˜€

  56. @Priya
    Yay! You’re alive!! Oh, OS woes! Join the club! πŸ˜€
    And you’re welcome! Consider this space prime real estate! πŸ˜€

    Yeah man! Hopefully Ekta Kapoor can read this and get some ideas to spice up her program! πŸ˜€

    Hahahahaa!!! Dude, you’re too much! Hilarious! πŸ˜€

    Glad you finally voiced your opinion. I will consider your suggestions and try to update my database! πŸ˜€
    Again, it depends on individual perceptions, right? Some girls may like flashy watches, some may not.. I just want single men to start thinking about these things, thats all… I hope some day we can figure out exactly what women want! πŸ˜€

  57. Dont keep your hopes up too much, Nikhil. We can never understand women……

    I just thought about a joke!! Not telling here. Its something to do with word *understand* πŸ˜€

  58. the comments have gotten interesting than the post itself πŸ˜› too many love gurus around πŸ™‚

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