Reema once tagged me to publish some photos of myself. Very carefully, I ignored the request, hoping that she’d forget about it. Then, along came Amit and tagged me again! I couldn’t refuse the same request twice. So, here goes. Four photos of Nikhil, for your viewing pleasure. The captions explain where I am and what I am doing.

I am the one wearing blue, and I am posing with my colleague, Nirali. We are just outside my cubicle and we were comparing our heights... ๐Ÿ™‚
This is me posing as superman. I am quite strong. My colleague, who's sitting on my shoulder, weighs a little less than 61 kilos. I did not drop her.
This is me posing as superman. I am quite strong. My colleague Poojitha, who is sitting on my shoulder, weighs a little less than 61 kilos. I did not drop her.
An old photo, as you can notice from the lack of facial hair. I am posing with a golden brown liquid in a strange-shaped glass.
An old photo, as you can notice from the lack of facial hair. I am posing with a golden brown liquid in a strange-shaped glass. I don't remember where this was taken. Probably Tavern, I'm not sure.
I really work hard. Really. Trust me.
I really work hard. Really. Trust me.

[PS: For all you Hairy Potter fans, the next installment is going to hit the stands very soon! Please be patient. And, if any women find me cute/hot/sexy, please contact me. But please note that MirrorCracked is not a dating site!] ๐Ÿ˜€

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

48 thoughts on “Photogeny?

  1. Great pics but you look rolly-polly in the third one.. ๐Ÿ˜› And you don’t have many male friends, do you??? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ˜›

  2. Nikhil:

    Very impressive gym routine you have there! So you are saying you can lift 60kg deadweight and your biceps are a result of lifting many such pint glasses of golden brown liquid. The last photo is obviously of sitting ‘shavaasan’ (Yoga) or ‘relaxation pose’ with a twist (Pilates).

    This makes the first photo a misfit in this category ๐Ÿ˜‰

  3. @Sakhi
    Stop experimenting with smileys! ๐Ÿ˜›
    And I do have male friends… Hehehe! ๐Ÿ˜€

    LOL… Yeah, you could say that! ๐Ÿ˜€

    I’m 6 feet and 1 inch tall! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Oh you bet! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Hehehehe! That was just to be absolutely, completely totally sure that some people get it! ๐Ÿ˜€

    Hahahaha!! Oh yeah, you’re right! I have a very very demanding routine! ๐Ÿ˜€

    LOL…!!! No man, it just looks that way! Cameras add a few inches to women! ๐Ÿ˜€

  4. no i thought you were one in the white top…but the i remembered you are supposed to be a guy…and the fact that you didn’t know where the 3rd photo was taken make me suspect youi are the one in white top ๐Ÿ˜›

  5. “I am the one wearing blue” ๐Ÿ˜€ like we didn’t know dat .. !! ๐Ÿ˜€

    well, nice pix.. ๐Ÿ™‚

    HOW tall are u exactly ?

    n now i knw why u go to work everyday ๐Ÿ˜›

    hehehe… kiddin

  6. I agree with Vishesh….if you had to explain that you were the one wearing blue, you should’ve gone on to say ‘blue shirt’……since the other person in the photograph did have a pair of blue jeans on. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Nice pix.


    Quirky Indian

  7. *I am the one wearing blueโ€ฆ*
    ROFL ๐Ÿ˜†

    And, golden brown liquid??? Ahem…Nikhil…were yu doing a ‘Morarji Desai’? ๐Ÿ˜›

  8. Ur the one wearing the blue shirt…. ya right~~~~ ๐Ÿ˜›
    errr.. brown coloured liquid… errr.. what is that sire??? beer or …. yhewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ๐Ÿ˜€ [hahaha]

    good talking to u today!!!:)

  9. @scorpia

    rofl ! morarji desai only since he cant rem wat it is ! ๐Ÿ˜› lol !


    u guys dont have a dress code at work ?wow ! halters alloweD? !

  10. selling yourself on your blog, huh? tsk tsk… ๐Ÿ˜› what happened to your girlfriend? bet she’s fuming right now. ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. This could have got a lot of hugs and kisses ๐Ÿ˜‰ but looks like someone is missing in action since a long time. ๐Ÿ˜› U tried to ignore my tag!!! huh

    @Scorpria Yuck! and yet LOL ๐Ÿ˜€

  12. Oh! So you finally did it! But are there photos a decade old?????? ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
    I liked the first one a lot and thank God you gave that clarification.
    And the second one…Ahem….I didn’t know you were into kidnapping? ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. Thought the tag was to publish a photo from 10 years back. Nice photos though; showing you work oh so hard!! esp the last one ๐Ÿ™‚ You don’t know where the pic with the golden brown liquid was taken as there are many such photos taken at many such places? ๐Ÿ™‚

  14. LOL, I was just laughing reading all the comments above…before I could sincerely start to comment on your photos…!!

    So here it is, if you are in the White T shirt in the first photo then -“MY GOD, you Look HOT” and if it’s the other way round…”I am not sure anymore” hahahaha LOL…just kidding!!

    Nice pics Niks!

  15. Finally a post I can comment on! ๐Ÿ˜€

    U dont know where it was taken? Pecos, going by your record, i would think!

    You are a sweet guy, and that’s all that matters! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  16. Aparna: Did you not read my comment right above yours?! About Nikhil being evil?! Don’t spoil it by saying he is a sweet guy right after wards (accept he is….but not to be said this way!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ) And you do my tag!! No escape ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Nikhil: Just wanted to remind you : You have a tag to reply to from me ๐Ÿ˜€

  17. @Apar – I was trying to be comforting.. He asked his entire blog reading community if he was sexy.. so, i was only trying to be nice.. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Tag will be done by the weekend.. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Thumb Promise! ๐Ÿ˜€

  18. Bhaii, you are supposed to put snaps of ur childhood and that too the candid ones !!!

    Anyways, nice girls, I mean, nice snaps !!!

    and the last snap, I have a similar snap wid a similar quote in my orkut album ๐Ÿ˜‰

  19. well, I’ve concluded that ur straight…and that u do either dont mix much with male colleagues, or there aren’t any in ur office, which makes it paradise 4 u ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Now I also understand how u can work hard and overtime!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

  20. Whats behind that Herculean physique. A lots of beers and coffee ?
    Lo…I haven’t even tasted a glass of beer for past 8 months :/ But surely the feeling is awesome after one.

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