My sweet Machi asked me to reveal a few quirky facts about me. Isn’t this like asking a lion if it can roar, or asking a yo-yo if it can oscillate, or asking an idiot if he’s not an idiot, or any other blatantly obvious things that people do. But, since I like my Machi a whole lot, I will reveal six of my quirkiest characteristics/experiences for the whole world to read and get enlightened. Take a deep breath, relax your mind and close the browser window if you have a weak heart.
Else, proceed.
- Last night, I dreamt that I had created this absolutely brilliant online banking software that people can access through their wordpress accounts. The software was so brilliant that people could log in and make secure phone calls to any number through the interface! There were three passwords and it even worked as an ATM, apparently. I distinctly remember sliding money into my CPU as a deposit. 😀
- I wasn’t kidding in the comment section in my last post. A dog talked to me. It wagged it’s tail and said, “Blog this! Woof!” I knew I was totally and irreversibly mad.
- I realized my zipper was undone today in a meeting with a client. I excused myself and walked into the restroom and zipped it up. When I came out, the client asked me, “What’d you do inside? I didn’t hear you flush?”
- My bike hadn’t been washed in two years and today, I asked someone to wash it. I paid him 60 bucks to do so. An hour after the wash, it rained heavily.
- I bought a new helmet a week back and it looked so sexy! Everything about the helmet was perfect – the color, the padding, the smell, the visor, everything. Until a truck drove over a puddle of muddy water and splashed me and my new helmet. That was fun.
- The best for the last – yesterday, I realized I wasn’t single anymore. It isn’t quirky, I know, but I just felt like sharing it. She’s going to read this for sure, so I’ll just say this, “I love you!!” [Yeah, it’s fun to see The Love Guru blushing, isn’t it? That’s why I’m not posting any photos!]
There it is – my list of quirks. This is much more fun if it weren’t a tag. So, the tag is killed here. 😀
MirrorCracked 
🙂 I’m sure she loves you too 🙂
Lol , Now I believe u , ur one of God’s target’s too. . . . . Enjoy being his stand up comedian !!!
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congrats on the last one 🙂
Nikhil.. Feels so good to talk to people madly in love.. the feeling is unparalleled 😀
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Congrats on the last one! 🙂 And yes…it is not quirky 😀
I can relate to the washing bike thingie…Whenever I took my car out to wash; it rained! Each and every time!!!!
Talk about helmets and splashing water…well for me it is when I wear a white dress! Your client actually asked you the question?! Weird! You did not withdraw money…you deposited?! But I believe you about the dog…dogs can be pretty expressive 🙂
Congragulations!!!!
Too bad your bachelorhood got arrested but relationship is fun to cruise on.
PS: Look out for icebergs 😛
“The best for the last – yesterday, I realized I wasn’t single anymore. It isn’t quirky, I know, but I just felt like sharing it. She’s going to read this for sure, so I’ll just say this, “I love you!!” [Yeah, it’s fun to see The Love Guru blushing, isn’t it? That’s why I’m not posting any photos!] ”
how cuuuuuuuuute ! lucky girl man 🙂 congratulations 🙂 drink make merry n celebrate !
😛 ” I distinctly remember sliding money into my CPU as a deposit. ”
You and a comp? wow!
@Raji
I am sure she does, too! 😉
@Piyu
Phew! Finally, you believe me! 😀
@Karmalove
Thanks!! 😀
@MySoundingBoard
Haha! Thanks!! 🙂
@Apar
Oh trust me, it’s true! Such things can happen to me only! 😀
And thanks! 😀
@Che
Hehehe! Good one! 😉
@Meghana
Hehe! Yes yes, we will do that! Thanks! 🙂
@Vishesh
Hehehe! I don’t live in a stone age, man! 😛
Laughing out loud, 3!
6, Congrats Sir Mr Love Guru. I hope this means lots more dummy guides coming our way 😉
@Shivya
Hahahaha!! Oh, definitely! 😀
The Love Guru is pleased! 😀
I never knew falling in love was quirky?? 😛
And you are not serious about your zipper. Are you?
btw, client was male or female?
@ Nikhil
Why was your client listening in on you in the loo? Run! In madness stakes you have met your match.
Is this the same Jodha or a new one? Just askin’.. 🙂
For some odd reason,I loved the 3rd the most..ROFL..Then the bike-wala one..lol..Hota hai,nevermind…
Hmm.its great to be in love..God bless..I like your way of presenting it 🙂
Good day
A new Jodhaa? 😮 ye kab ho gaya aur hume pata bhi nahi chala!!
mubaarak! 🙂 enjoy each others quirks!!
Buddy….congrats!!!!! So my song helped (I know, its self praise 😀 ) !!! More details on it when we all meet.
Btw, I thought the tag was about 6 quirky facts, you have mentioned 6 incidents that are very common for you in one way or the other 😉
and you finally got over with the ever-lasting helmet sentiment !!!
#3 😀
In madness stakes you have met your match. perfect 😀 i too think so
Did the client really ask you that?? I mean … hahahhahahahahahahahaha
@Amit
Hehe! No, falling in love is not quirky! 😀
Client was a guy, but the restroom was an small attached loo in the same conf room! 😀
@Shefaly
Hehe! The loo was a small attached one in the conf room, and I guess the walls weren’t thick enough… 😀
This is a new Jodha… 🙂
@Nimmy
LOL… thanks a lot! 😀
@Reema
Magic… 😀
@InsaneTwit
Hehehe! Yes, we sure will! 🙂
@Vimal
Haha! Unfortunately, your song helped me in finding a new jodha! 😀
Yeah, the helmet was about time!
@Sandeep
LOL..!! 😀
@Lively
Yeah! He did! But it was a quip, he wasn’t serious, of course! 😀
>>“What’d you do inside? I didn’t hear you flush?” 😆
Well, you didn’t revealed about the history of your bath 😛
*Until a truck drove over a puddle of muddy water and splashed me and my new helmet. That was fun.* ROFL !!
And whoa! You’re not single anymore!?
Congrats!!! Who it eeees ???
Nikhil:
Even so, your client could have pretended he didn’t hear it all.
Ooh, new Jodha! Well done. 🙂
Ok!! What I feel is the client was just worried that he used the loo and mayb forgot to flush 😛
Hey hi Nikhil…………My sis says u r v sweet………
omg wat dreams u get ! 😀
well congrats on the last “quirky” thing 😉
see i told u u’ll get her ! 🙂 😀
and btw i agree wit raji .. tell him u went inside to zip it up to avoid a lecture on sanitary hygiene 😀
On the online banking software i wish the CPU spitted out money instead of taking in as deposit. he he …! Nice ones. Glad to hear the last one!
The 1st one was great!It should happen sometime…
I was charged 100 Rs. today for not wearing helmet by the cops 😀
Happy to see the 6th one,new Jodha..
coool post dude………..u always make me laugh
Hey..
Its amazing to see how easily you fall in and out of it.. Good for you! & Maybe that’s why you are a self proclaimed ‘Love Guru’… 😀
If this is indeed a new Jodha, then you are on a roll here.. ‘Coz Apar & I know where the other Jodha came from! 🙂
@Teky
Hahaha! No, then I’d lose the client! He pays good money, dude! 😀
@Scorpria
Hehe! Patience… All in good time… 🙂
@Shefaly
Well, he reads my blog and he knows my affliction towards toilet humor… 😀
And thanks, this time, I really hope it’s the last!! 😀
@Raji
Possible, but it wasn’t stinking inside… 😀
@Val
Welcome to MirrorCracked! 😀
Your sis is such a sweetheart!! 🙂
@Anu
Haha! Yes, you did.. Thanks! 😀
@Dinesh
Hehehe! Thanks man! 🙂
And that’d be so cool… Let’s brainstorm, shall we? 😀
@Ameya
Hahaha! It definitely should happen! And 100 bucks? You’re lucky… I was charged 200 once… 😀
@Aravind
Hehe! I’m glad you liked it, man! 🙂
@Aparna
It’s like how these kids are increasingly falling in open wells nowadays, right? ‘Come into my parlor’ sort of thing… 😀
And you know where the other Jodha came from?? Where? Enlighten me! 😛
You definitely saved the best one for the last 🙂
CONGRATS!!! 🙂
….and pray that your namesake also gets to write the same thing on his blog soon 😀 ( It can be titled “Jodha Nick-bar” 😛 )
The love guru in love!! wow! I am glad i didn’t miss reading the post. Congratulations!!
Your first dream will definitely turn into reality some day… Anything is possible these days 😀
btw were you smoking near a fruit juice shop on 80ft road last afternoon?
@Nick
Haha! Thanks man! 🙂
I’m praying!
@Varun
Hehehehe!! thanks a lot! 😀
@Sandeep
YES! I WAS!
Where were you?? Dude, you should’ve stopped! 😀
Cuttte!!! I realized my zipper was undone today in a meeting with a client. I excused myself and walked into the restroom and zipped it up. When I came out, the client asked me, “What’d you do inside? I didn’t hear you flush?” Hilarious to the coree!!
Heartiesttt congratulations on the last one….!!! Enjoyy…I know, its being on a high — when you are in love 🙂
I thought i would.. but then i thought it might be someone else…
maybe next time! 😀
Stinky shoes! Hope this Jodha is not from where the other Jodha came from! 🙂
@Deeps
Hehehehe!! 😀
Thanks a lot! It is a lovely high… Incomparable… 😀
@Sandeep
Hehehe! Ok macha… Lemme know beforehand… 😀
Mail maadi!
@Apar
Hehehe! Where do you think the other Jodha came from?? 😀
Sir,
Please deposit the money in you CPU and give me the password to the ATM Card 😀 or better please pass on your CC no and the CVV no 🙂
Does my comment sound insane???
Nah!!! Am serious 😀
dude… u r the yo-yo man! the 3rd was the best! and dont blush b4 ur may-be… she may start blushing non-stop 😛
Death of a Tag 🙂
LoveGuru Blushing! Wow! Congrats…all the best 🙂