Bigger! Badder! Stronger! Smellier!

returnFor the first time in its life, this website hid its face from the world for a few hours. MirrorCracked has always lived up to a rich legacy of smelly nonsense, guaranteed to make you smile and wrinkle your nose at the same time. And this time, I promise you more of the same, better packaged and bound to make you laugh so much that you’d cry. Well, I’ll try. πŸ˜€

The scientists at the MirrorCracked Labs have successfully installed a rotatingΒ  cleartext mutation string algorithm that churns out a password for the site every three minutes. Now, I don’t know what any of that means, but I found that phrase in a novel and thought it would be really cool to use it here to intimidate any professional hacker jobless enough to hack into my useless site and color my sidebar pink. Well, I’m sticking out my tongue at you, hacker!

Ive become quite paranoid all of a sudden. Just the other day, I snorted on my cup of hot coffee (in the makeshift coffee stand across the street from my office) when I overheard a couple of people plotting to kill me. Very covertly, I crushed the tiny plastic cup and bent down to dump it in the trash bin, and knelt down to tie my shoelaces, and listened to their conversation.

Killer 1: This fellow is irritating me.

Killer 2 (sporting a macho mustache): Yeah! Let’s get rid of him, once and for all!

Only when Killer 1 threw a stone at the ugly dog standing next to them did I realize that they weren’t talking about me. That was when I decided to learn some really nasty words to defend myself. For example, “I’m a black-belt in kicking your ass!” is something my younger brother once told me, and I’ve been using that line against a variety of opponents, both real and imaginary.

Anyway, I digress a lot. The main objective of this post was to announce that MirrorCracked just got bigger, badder and a whole lot funnier! I guess that’s my Christmas present to you all this year!

Okay, I’m kidding. About the Christmas presents, not the blog. You’ll all get free beer wine! πŸ˜€

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

27 thoughts on “Bigger! Badder! Stronger! Smellier!

  1. Welcome back your tardiness!! πŸ™‚

    This entry was posted on December 19, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    You are late by 49 minutes from the time you said you would be πŸ™‚
    Just kidding!
    Nice clean look. Like your new theme.
    So when are you doling out the wine? And why no beer?

  2. Ummm I dont like the tagline. Half Empty Laugh full was good.

    Welcome back. “The main objective of this post was to announce that MirrorCracked just got bigger, badder and a whole lot funnier!”

    Only time will tell πŸ˜›

  3. halitosis? hexed? fragile mystic ?..Did u say something about free wine? ..Good to c u back with a bang…Bigger , badder, stronger are fine .. let’s go easy on the smelly bit .. πŸ˜‰

  4. Hey cool!!!! Why would anyone plot to kill you Nikhil??
    Glad that you like me, have imaginary opponents?? well let’s be allies and finish them off.. wot say??

  5. @Apar
    Thanks!! πŸ™‚
    I like this theme too… Very airy here! And beer? During Christmas?? πŸ˜€

    The tag line has to be read very fast, and sounds like this, “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”
    Ring a bell?? πŸ˜‰

    Ohhh! Yes! πŸ˜€

    Thanks! πŸ˜€
    WP is acting strange,,, Probably the ghost of the Christmas past! πŸ˜€

    Hehehe! Ok, let’s see! πŸ˜€
    And for the tag line, i defer you to my reply to Reema comment! πŸ˜€

    Yup! for obvious reasons! πŸ˜‰

    You will do that, I”m sure! πŸ˜€

    Hehe! Thanks!! πŸ˜€

    Sure dude, you got a deal! πŸ˜‰

  6. the theme just got nicer and fuller πŸ˜›
    something about he tag line is making my eyes roll. Prolly its the pre-Shakespearean touch to the lingo! πŸ˜€

  7. @Su
    Haha! thanks macha! πŸ˜€
    And the tag line has to be read real fast! πŸ˜€

    LOL… Thanks! πŸ˜€

    Hehehehe!! Very possible! πŸ˜€

  8. As long as ur topics dont range to bladder, hairy whatever i will be happy sir…oh yes abt the wine can u make it peach:)

  9. @Manushi
    Hehehe! Thanks! πŸ˜€

    Haha! Anything you want, ma’am! πŸ˜€

    Hehehe!! Look up this word – “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” and then read the tag line πŸ˜€

    Thanks!! πŸ™‚
    It’s all in the theme section of WordPress! πŸ˜€

    Serious? Damn, you should’ve seen my earlier theme! Hehe! I’ve been good, boss! How’re you? πŸ˜€

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