It’s A Punny World! :)

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. TheContinue reading “It’s A Punny World! :)”

Towards A Greater Kiss…

Disclaimer: I am being forced to write this post by public demand. Mercurians, Venutians, Martians and Earthlings have all got together and voted me as the “Best Kisser In The Solar System,” after 49 grueling hours of tongue-wrestling contests, elections, re-takes and encores. To my surprise, everyone there referred to me as The Love Guru,Continue reading “Towards A Greater Kiss…”