There were quite some sights to behold last night:
1. Mom, who prides on being a teetotaler and frowns when I even think of alcohol, nursing a mug of chilled beer and ‘Cheers’ing everyone in the room!
2. The great-grandmom of the family dancing to Elvis Presley’s “A Little Less Conversation”!
3. Uncles and aunties enacting skits and acting like kids!
4. Overflowing beer!
5. Four people trying to force open the cork of a wine bottle, without a cork-opener, and managing to break the cork into tiny pieces that fell into the wine!
6. Turning around in circles with a confused look because I was drunk and I couldn’t find the bottle of scotch!
7. Calling up friends and singing Nickelback songs while standing in the middle of the road!
8. Scrambling for money to fulfill the last-minute orders for booze in the packed wine store!
… and other memorable sweet nothings marked the end of 2008 and brought in the new year with much anticipated revelry, fireworks and a collected sigh of relief. It was something that everyone needed, I guess – a break. It was a fantastic start to the new year when I closed my eyes at 2 in the morning, drunk, expecting a major hangover and with a contented sigh on my lips.

Once upon a time (2 days ago) Apar had asked me for my resolutions and I had deftly deferred (adamantly refused) the issue until the year actually begins. Now that it has, I can avoid it no more. Through my hungover haze, I thought about it and realized that there are quite a few things that I’d want to do this year – resolutions and wishes – and I made a rudimentary list. I began prioritizing them all, and here’s the final result:
- I want to smile more this year, irrespective of the situation. I want to be able to convince myself that punching myself in the face while asleep is not worth losing a smile.
- I want to make sure that I think seriously about making a resolution to consider the possibility of a faint chance of quitting smoking.
- I want to get the two books in the pipeline out this year, come what may.
- I wish this year has some surprises in store for me, because all 2008 had to offer was one heartbreak after another.
- In the same vein, I hope to find true love, clichéd as it may sound. I’m tired of one-off dates and two-week affairs and one-month ‘girlfriends’. Sigh!
- I want to go to France.
- I want to succeed in organizing an All India Bloggers’ Meet in Gokarna this year – it started out as a South India Bloggers’ Meet, but I decided that Gokarna is too beautiful a place to make anyone jealous!
- I want to feel like God – I want to buy an Avenger!
- I wish I can convince myself to start working out again – running for 40 minutes a day isn’t enough. I want to pump iron again!
- I wish I could sleep for 16 hours a day and laze around in bed for the other 8.
- I’m going to booze more often and get drunk less often.
- I wish I could wish for more wishes.
- I wish I could make others feel better.
- I wish people can live in peace without having to kill for it.
- I wish I could make at least one person happy per day.
- I wish I can grow a year old and look back at myself with pride for having accomplished at least one of the above.
Have a great year everyone! It’s been one hell of a journey, isn’t it? 😀
Happy New year Nikhil 🙂
Its a great wish list you have out there…all the very best 🙂
I wish all your wishes come true.:-)
‘Feel like God, buy an Avenger’? -Sweetheart!If there is God, he ain’t going to be very pleased about that wish.:-)
SMS God 🙂
should be I want to quit smoking. 🙂
Hope all your wishes come true! I must add, apart from organising don’t forget one major thing for the meet 😉
Those were some resolutions macha !!!
to get drunk and to make others drunk is a great resolution to make buddy !!
I hope I visit banglore this year and I have a chance to share a beer with you !!
Hv a wonderful year ahead in 2009, macha !!
Macha… Feel Like Me! Feel like GOD!! 😀 😀 Avenger – My Pride 🙂
May God grant your wishes,especially the last 4 🙂
Happy New Year!
@Swetha
Thanks!! 🙂
I hope your year rocks! 😀
@Kay
Hahaha!! Thanks darling, I’m sure yours will too! 🙂
And well, you know me and God are like that! (I’m crossing my index finger over the middle) 😀
@Vishesh
LOL… And tell him what? 😀
@Apar
Ah, well… that’s why I made it so very roundabout! 🙂
And yes ma’am, the tickets will be booked on time! 😛
@Soham
Thanks macha! 😀
I hope so too – we could toast to a great year! 😀
Wish you the same! Cheers! 🙂
@Su
Aaaaargh – I’m so jealous!! 😀
@Prerna
Thanks a lot! Have a great year ahead! 🙂
u bet it’s been a hello of a journey!!! 🙂 Here’s hoping this years is just as mad and just as wonderful if not more! 🙂
Gokarna!! Yohoo!! I’m all for it!! Bloggers meet by the beach!!
After Boards okay? okay.
o.O
Great list (and may each one comes true ) and it seems you had the warmest and the sweetest New year’s Eve 🙂
Wish you and your family a Happy New Year.
Give your liver a break!!!
Wish u love,happiness and peace in 2009…especially 3 together at same time.
May allll your wishes come true.. 🙂
And yeah, it should be “I want to quit smoking” .. 🙂
HAPPPPYY NEW YEAR..!!!
sounds like a plan 😛
I like your wishlist. I sympathize with # 2.
“I wish I could make at least one person happy per day”…write a post here in mirrorcracked and I would be the happiest person !
Great list you have there machaa! and all the best for the jodha-search again!
Count me in for the bloggers meet!
Happy New Year 🙂
Please book a copy of your book for me, abhi se )
Happy New Year… 😀
May your wishes be granted! 😀
I want to go to France too…like everybody else. 😉
Hey, your resolutions seem doable and reasonable. Sure, you will keep them.
And this was funniest:
Four people trying to force open the cork of a wine bottle, without a cork-opener, and managing to break the cork into tiny pieces that fell into the wine!
I have a great solution… 40 minutes a day is not correct. More cardio will do reduce anything. It will just lower ur metabolism.
I have a exercise program, in which results were visible in 2 weeks. Head over to http://www.iwantsixpackabs.com. 101% Free, not charges, equipments. Just follow the food habits suggested there and exercise accordingly. Mind you its the toughest workout ever. Have a team of guys with you, to assure not to stop quitting.
I am doing it now. First week over properly. Avenger ?? Awesome go on ! I have shared something about resolutions in my google reader shared items – http://www.google.co.in/reader/shared/09225654118110921456
Wish you very happy new year. I have card in my blog.. sure you will like it
ahh… don’t mind the mistakes above.. Reading my own comment again gives me a headache.. was in hurry.. hope u get the right meanings
Here’s a e-beer to all u r resolutions turning into reality :-).. have a rocking 2009..looking forward to u r books..
@InsaneTwit
Haha! Thanks! Wish you the same!
@Priya
Hehehe! Sure thing!!
@Indian Homemaker
Yup, I did! 🙂
Thanks a lot and wish you the same! 🙂
@Reema
Haha! I will!
And thanks, wish you the same!
@Anu
Thanks!! 🙂
And yeah, I’ll try! LOL… Happy New Year!
@Go-Phish
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Yeah, it does,doesn’t it?
@Ilegirl
Welcome to MirrorCracked!
Thanks! 🙂
@Vimal
Haha! Thanks man, that’s so sweet! 🙂
Happy New Year to you too!
@Smita
Wish you the same! 🙂
And you should review it!
@Chiranjib
Thanks man, wish you the same!
@Ruhi
Hehehe!! Don’t we all? 😉
@Poonam
Hehe! yeah, it was quite a scene!
Happy New Year!
@Quakeboy
Wow, that sounds like a plan! Thanks dude! 🙂
Happy New Year to you too!
@Bhargavi
Hehehe! Here’s an e-cheers!
Have a great year ahead 🙂
Very nice list of wishes. I love the I want to make one person happy everyday wish!
love it…. i know this is kinda late and i should’ve called u last to last night and uttered my ‘sweet nothings’ 😛 but i was too drunk to do that 😀 and i am sure u will understand me…. more than anyone else… hehehehehe…!!!
Happy New Year bozo… be good and come and visit me soon….
*hugs* hahahahahahahahaha…..!!!!
Great resolutions! As long as you keep updating your blog I am sure you’ll make more than one person smile every day.
Gokarna sounds cool! I am coming! 😀
Hey Nihky!!!!!!!!! Cool!!!!
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May all your wishes be granted….. Happy new year!!!
Happy New Year to you too Nikhil. Hope you have a tremendous 09. Here’s to good things for everyone.
Nikhil:
The first 3 entries in the beginning tell me you were quite drunk when you thought you saw those things 😉
Your wishlist is great but in the end, I had a question – are you planning to be a Beauty Queen (I think I saw ‘peace’ or ‘world peace’ somewhere there!)?
And was one of the Nickelback songs ‘Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar’? Just guessin’…
Happy New Year! Here is a wish you never made but will be granted this year I predict – making acquaintance of me in person. 😛
@Dinesh
Thanks! 🙂
Wish you a lovely year ahead! 🙂
@Alice
Haha! I understand, I was too drunk to answer! 😀
Happy new year to you too! 🙂
@Varun
Hehehe! Thanks man! Wish you a fantastic year ahead! 😀
@Barath
Thanks man! 🙂
I hope you get yours too! Happy new year! 😀
@Planet Scuba
Welcome to MirrorCracked! 😀
It’s quite great to see you commenting on my blog, makes me nostalgic! 😀
Have a great year! 😀
@Shefaly
Hahaha!! Trust me, I wouldn’t wanna be in a beauty contest, I’d win hands down! 😀
And yes, I wanted to be a rockstar that night! 🙂
Happy New Year to you too! I’m looking forward to seeing you in person!! 😀
Hope you fulfill all your new year resolutions Nikhil. Cheers to a great 2009!
A very Happy 2009 to you and your loved ones Nikhil! I wish for all your wishes to come true 🙂 I like “I want to make one person happy everyday” wish. Awww! So sweet 😀
Hope all ur wishes come true ..
HAppy new year 🙂
Happy New Year Dude….and like Reema said, give your liver a break LOL 😛
A very happy New Year to you 🙂
And may we get to read more and more of posts from you!
Happy new year and I wish your wishes come true 😀 and Keep on rocking, your blog always gets a smile.