Leos Of The World, Unite!

…not to fight crime or anything, but just to instill a sense of purposelessness among people born around the same time in a year. I was doing a bit of research into sun signs and what they mean for different people. I started by doing a bit of reading up on all the different sun signs and the common characteristics that people of a particular sign share. It was interesting to note that every single article or website I read had almost exactly the same information. Leos are supposed to be like this, Geminis are supposed to be like that, and so on.

What was more interesting to observe was that people model their behavior on the basis of what they read about their sun signs. I know a guy who was very shy and used to stutter in school. A few years later, he was a member of the Bangalore Toastmasters Club and was giving speeches all over the city. I ran into him last week and asked him about his miraculous transformation. He said, “I’m a Leo, bro. I’m supposed to be this aggressive and leadership-oriented guy.”

Though I was happy for him, I was frankly astonished at his explanation. He had modeled his behavior completely based on something he read about his sun sign. Okay, the guy was an idiot to begin with, but now, he had become a popular idiot. His fame roused my jealousy and my curiosity.

I was speaking to a close friend of mine who believes in sun signs to an extent. She’s a cusp between a Virgo andΒ  Libra, and for some strange reason, of all the men she’s dated, she find a Sagittarius guy most compatible. This was a surprise because according to these websites, since she’s a cusp, she’s supposed to fall madly in love with a Leo guy and live happily ever after. It was also surprising because she dated me for a few months too, and decided that the Sagittarius guy was better! That was a bit disappointing, but I guess you win some and you lose some. She also feels that Geminis are the worst kind of people to be in a relationship with. I second that motion, because both the Gemini chicks I’ve dated turned out to be strange ones.

But then, there’s this other girl, who’s a Leo, and she’s had the worst possible luck anyone can ever have. She’s been in and out of relationships, she’s been close to killing herself and hasn’t had any luck in her non-existent career. And she attributes all this to her character and says, “I’m headstrong and adamant. I like things done a certain way and I can’t stand it being done any other way. Don’t blame me, blame my stars.”

As for me, I like women. Period. I don’t really go into details of their sun signs and their astrology. If I am able to have a good, intelligent conversation with that person for 10 minutes without flinching, grimacing or searching for topics, then I’m set. Nothing else matters, as my friend James Hetfield said once.

So, the point of this whole exercise was to find out whether or not people model their behavior based on what they read about their sun signs. And I guess they do. Most people do, some don’t and others don’t give a damn.

Of course, being a Leo has its advantages. It gives me a ready excuse to blame away my eccentricities.

PS: The use of the word ‘chick’ as a synonym for women has been allowed by the douche bags at Websters. So, if anyone takes offense, sue me.

Published by Nikhil

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn't work. He doesn't smoke (up) anymore.

5 thoughts on “Leos Of The World, Unite!

  1. When I was younger and more easily influenced I too used to read about the sun signs and wonder who my perfect mate would be. It seemed this Scorpio was supposed to be most compatible with Aries the Ram, but the few I dated – and the one I married – had other ideas. Now that I’m older and more settled in my own skin, the thought of the signs doesn’t even cross my mind. But it is funny to me how many of the traits attributed to a Scorpio seem to be true to form, at least for me. Coincidence? Who knows. I just live the life and enjoy the living.

  2. You have completely put me on a pensieve mood now, planning to write on this more, just happened to be the right inspiration for someone suffering from an eternal bloggers block πŸ™‚

  3. I’m a scorpio, but i rather think i’m a pseudo-scorpio — considering how many traits i’m supposed to have, i don’t have πŸ˜€

    I really don’t think it works for everyone. and in my case, i don’t give a damn! people who judge me based on my sunsign always go wrong!! πŸ˜€ I love it when they say “you’re so not the typical scorpio” πŸ˜€ I’m happy being the pseudo πŸ˜‰

  4. Well I have been told one too many times that I am typical Libra!! Since now you have done the research by reading up & you know me…you tell me if I am one?! πŸ™‚ Though predominantly the basic characteristics are covered by the sun signs…ask Gappu πŸ™‚

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