Twenty-Four Hours

If  you knew that you had only twenty-fours hours more to live, what are the things you would do? I know it’s a morbid question, but I’ve been thinking about it ever since I heard about the guy who died three days back. Well, he was a guy in the prime of his life, muchContinue reading “Twenty-Four Hours”

My Pervert Uncles

There’s one in every family. There are two in mine. The first one is a 70-year old pervert. He’s my uncle on my Dad’s side of the family and has always had the ugly habit of addressing small (male) kids as, “Hi Miss!” and “How are you, Miss?” If that isn’t uncomfortable enough, he stillContinue reading “My Pervert Uncles”

The Inner Workings Of The Female Brain

Hey there. Its been a while since I’ve posted anything new. This atrocity on by part is partly due to my hectic schedule of lazing around and partly due to my utter disregard for other people’s schedules. Today, I’ve decided to take a walk down memory lane and remove the cobwebs from my stiff joints.Continue reading “The Inner Workings Of The Female Brain”

Who Ate My Onions?

With the onion prices in India touching the lower levels of the atmosphere and aiming to break the planet’s escape velocity, its only fair that people resort to innovative methods of making money. This will follow the typical Darwinian principle of strong-eat-weak and rich-screw-over-poor. Come to think of it, I think Darwin deserves a NobelContinue reading “Who Ate My Onions?”

Top Five Worst Dates Ever

I’ve been dating ever since I turned 18. To be more specific, this girl at school asked me out on my very first official date on my eighteenth birthday. It was the year 2002 and I was just about to embark on my engineering studies. And my 18th birthday happened to fall exactly one monthContinue reading “Top Five Worst Dates Ever”