If I Were A Politician…

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been drawn to showing off my accomplishments to others. I have been inclined to step over others for my successes and I’m very fascinated by money. Not money in the bank, but cold, hard cash. I have very few morals and principles in life and I am easilyContinue reading “If I Were A Politician…”

Jingles, Jangles And Balls :)

Dear Santa, How’ve you been? I hope you’re keeping yourself warm? Guess what, Santa: It’s that time of the year again, where we all become spies and secret agents. The Secret Santa game started in office today, and each one of us picked chits and we became the Secret Santa of the person whose nameContinue reading “Jingles, Jangles And Balls :)”

It’s A Punny World! :)

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. TheContinue reading “It’s A Punny World! :)”

Thanks For All The Spit!

There comes a time in every PR guy’s quotidian life when he questions himself thus: Who am I? What am I supposed to be doing? Where are my pants? I did this yesterday and realized that I could answer two-thirds of the above questionnaire and felt very happy about myself. Just because I am inContinue reading “Thanks For All The Spit!”

It’s A Burpy Ride!

I went to Chennai on Friday for a day’s work and caught the 9.30 pm bus back on the same day. It was a Volvo bus and quite comfortable. As soon as I entered the bus, the sticky humid heat of Chennai was forgotten and I settled into my cozy seat and put my feetContinue reading “It’s A Burpy Ride!”