Dear Universe, Why can’t I seem to access my blog? Please help me. I have so many stories to share! Sincerely, A Very Irritated Writer
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Walls Of Love
Right. So, the retards decide to throw a whole country in disarray and kill people indiscriminately. They enter a crowded city like Mumbai and take control of a few places, take hostages, shoot into the crowd, killing innocent people, lob hand grenades into crowds and hotel rooms and feel all macho because they feel likeContinue reading “Walls Of Love”
Maintaining Moron-ness!
Life has become mundane! Nothing exciting is happening! I want something earth-shatteringly exciting to happen within the next 24 hours or else I’m going to go stark raving mad! 😀 I am used to a life of misfortunes, muggings, bandit queens and strange smells. The past few days have been very very ordinary. I needContinue reading “Maintaining Moron-ness!”
Have You Seen This Girl??
Ok people! Help needed!! Look at the above photo carefully! Have you seen this girl anywhere? Do you know anyone who might have seen this girl anywhere? Ok, before you panic, I’ll tell you why I need to know. This past Friday, May 23rd, 2008, there was an office party, and all 30 of usContinue reading “Have You Seen This Girl??”
Second Chances
“Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.” – Elie Wiesel, American Author, Nobel Peace Prize 1986 One of the greatest attributes of life is its ability to deny us what we really want and give us what we really need. His lifeContinue reading “Second Chances”