Of Cucumbers & Facial Creams

Look closely at your life, and at your circle of friends. There will always be a cucumber in there somewhere and there is bound to be a jar of facial cream too. I mean this figuratively, of course. Some people are bright, witty and fun to hang out with. Others are cucumbers. They lack spice,Continue reading “Of Cucumbers & Facial Creams”


Some people are born losers. In my book, they fall into the category of assholes. I’ve written letters to them and ranted about them before, but they never fail to come back and harass me for more. Let me spend a few sentences defining these unique class of people. Assholes are all around us, livingContinue reading “*HUGS*, *KISSES*, *ASSHOLES*…”