Why I Deserve The Nobel Prize

With a little less than three hours to go for the Nobel Prize 2010 Announcement Ceremony in Sweden, I have decided to enter the race in all the available categories. This post is meant to be read by the arbiters of the Swedish Royal Academy and I do hope that they don’t make the mistakeContinue reading “Why I Deserve The Nobel Prize”

My Slow Chemical

The wonder of the world is gone I know for sure, All the wonder that I want I found in her, As the hole becomes apart I strike to burn, And no flame returns… Every intuition fails to find it’s way, One more table turned around I’m back again, Finding I’m a lost-and-found when she’sContinue reading “My Slow Chemical”

Top Five Worst Dates Ever

I’ve been dating ever since I turned 18. To be more specific, this girl at school asked me out on my very first official date on my eighteenth birthday. It was the year 2002 and I was just about to embark on my engineering studies. And my 18th birthday happened to fall exactly one monthContinue reading “Top Five Worst Dates Ever”

You Can’t Ring & Ruin My Life!

Remember those days of carefree indulgence back in college or school or even the womb? You could do whatever you wished without anyone bothering you or asking you irritating questions. Life was so beautiful, with little misery to discover and a lot of fun to explore. Then, some jackass went and invented the mobile phone.Continue reading “You Can’t Ring & Ruin My Life!”

The ‘Fresh Mint’ Generation

Statutory Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious to health, resulting in permanent madness and will cause you to look, talk and act like me. Smokers all over the country are aware of the life-saving little invention called Minto Fresh. Created, packaged and marketed by ITC foods, Minto Fresh is something of a godsend for people whoContinue reading “The ‘Fresh Mint’ Generation”