If You Hate Someone

Warning: This might turn out to be quite a nasty post. I realized that I haven’t slandered anyone on the blog for the longest time. It’s time to introduce another asshole to the readers of MirrorCracked. Of all the things I hate the most, I think I hate being talked about behind my back. Well,Continue reading “If You Hate Someone”

How To Kill Your Landlord

After having a major fight with my conscience last night about whether to move out of the zoo I’m living in, I slept fitfully, trying out different options to hunt down and kill the rats that were wreaking havoc in the house. It’s not healthy in the first place. So, my instinct is to getContinue reading “How To Kill Your Landlord”

Living In Ghost Town

For two days in a row, I have had this feeling that I’m living in a ghost town. The shortest distance from my house to my office is 18 kilometers (around 15 miles), and for the past 7 months, the shortest time I’ve taken to drive from one place to the other is 1.2 hours.Continue reading “Living In Ghost Town”

Hairy Potter And The Barber Of Andaman

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and all names, incidents or places are fictitious. Any resemblance to any persons or characters living, dead or fictional is purely coincidental and no harm is intended to anyone through this story. The story so far: Hairy Potter, who’s blessed with amazing bladder control, finds an Over AmbitiousContinue reading “Hairy Potter And The Barber Of Andaman”

Oh My God!

I am terrified! I am in mortal fear of my sanity! I don’t know what to do! I am freaking out! I need professional help! I am losing my mind! Aaaaargh! Okay, sorry for that. I am being a little melodramatic, but my life’s become so full of shit right now that I am notContinue reading “Oh My God!”