How To Spot An Indian

I’ve been hearing a lot of incidents of racial profiling, where Indians are ‘randomly’ pulled out of lines at the airport for a thorough check. It has picked up tremendously after 9/11 and I’m not surprised. As Indians, we unfortunately share the skin color and hair styles of the usual terrorist suspects. I would beContinue reading “How To Spot An Indian”

A Conversation With God :)

Me: Hey God, what’s up? God: Nothing much. You tell me. Me: You know that this isn’t really happening and that I’m either stoned or drunk. God: Yes, I do realize it. What can we do about it? Me: Nothing, I guess. Let’s make a deal, shall we? God: What? Me: You promise me thatContinue reading “A Conversation With God :)”

Walls Of Love

Right. So, the retards decide to throw a whole country in disarray and kill people indiscriminately. They enter a crowded city like Mumbai and take control of a few places, take hostages, shoot into the crowd, killing innocent people, lob hand grenades into crowds and hotel rooms and feel all macho because they feel likeContinue reading “Walls Of Love”

Terror Strikes Bangalore!

Bangalore was rocked by a series of seven low-intensity blasts today, starting at 1.30 pm IST, spaced 12 minutes apart. One woman is confirmed dead and several others are injured. What the hell is this world coming to? Considered the Silicon Valley of India, Bangalore has been a terrorist “hot-spot” for quite a few yearsContinue reading “Terror Strikes Bangalore!”