How To Spot An Indian

I’ve been hearing a lot of incidents of racial profiling, where Indians are ‘randomly’ pulled out of lines at the airport for a thorough check. It has picked up tremendously after 9/11 and I’m not surprised. As Indians, we unfortunately share the skin color and hair styles of the usual terrorist suspects. I would be

A Conversation With God :)

Me: Hey God, what’s up? God: Nothing much. You tell me. Me: You know that this isn’t really happening and that I’m either stoned or drunk. God: Yes, I do realize it. What can we do about it? Me: Nothing, I guess. Let’s make a deal, shall we? God: What? Me: You promise me that