I hate nymphomaniac married women.
I was on this train from Delhi to Bangalore, and I was sharing the compartment with a married family from Gwalior. There was the dad, the mum and the three year old stereotypical girl. She whined at all the right times and was cute at all the right moments. She smiled just enough to get her way and played mum and dad against each other as only kids can.
The journey wasn’t very interesting apart from the midnight beer by the open door and the unhealthy, tasty food all the way to Bangalore. But what was really.. um… interesting, was that the mum was quite hot. Yes, she was!Β Hey, I’m not a man who goes after mums – no, I’m not that kind of man at all! In fact, mums usually like me for what I am – a soft-spoken, decent guy. Er, I may have said too much, but I’ll risk it. Bottom line is that I’m not a guy who goes after mums.
Anyway, there was this mum who was quite hot and looked quite disgusted with herself for having to tend to the kid. She kept giving me ‘Yeah, tell me about it’ kind of looks, rolling her eyes every time her kid asked her to pick her up, etc. She had a cute smile – the mum, not the kid – and she used it very well against me, and got me to close my novel and start a conversation.
She told me her story, and I told her mine. All this time, the dad was either sitting next to her and playing with the kid, or roaming around the train looking for water and food and other things. So, we were quite alone during our conversations. I tried my best not to be charming because then there would be no going back. I’ve had my share of women and right now, I consider all women to be – okay, let me now complete that. I respect women very much, I’m a feminist to the core, but I’m just not in the phase of my life where I start picking up hot mums on trains.
So, I’m telling her about my story and I tell her that I’m going back to Bangalore. At that particular juncture of time, the train had to pass over a bridge, changing the noise levels. I’m sure she heard me wrong, because her eyes opened wide for an instant, and then she looked down at the floor and gave me a shy smile. I saw her blush furiously. I was confused. She looked up at me and said, in a hushed voice, “Here??” and gave a small, girly, giggle.
I was staring at her. I was thoroughly confused and asked her, “What? Here what?”
Only when she was getting off at this place called Mammad, did I realize what that incident was. She gave me a wink as she left, and it dawned on me. She had heard me say, “Wanna jump in the sack?”
No, I’m not that kind of guy! Really! Honest!
sack rhymes with pack, tictac, map, okay not map. But what makes you think that she has heard you saying sack? π
Maybe you should’ve been that kind of a guy for a while… π
π yayy..
btw, what did u tell her that she mistook it for that statement?? !!
see ya tomorrow..
Nikhil, is this a short story? π π π
Haahaahaa.. π and she blushed and giggled?? Any other “mum” would have punched you in the face!! π
You seriously should’ve ‘shown her a good time’.
@Xylene
Sheesh, stop ruining it for me, man! π
@Perx
Haha! Nah, not cool! π
@Aarti
I just told her that I’m going back to Bangalore. Must’ve heard me wrong! π
@Nita
Hahaha!! It’s the truth! π
@Anu
LOL… Thanks god for that! I’ve been slapped enough! π
@Bobby
Welcome to MirrorCracked! π
And no, thanks for the advice, though… π
I dont think this really happened. Tell us what did you actually say which can be near to sack to be heard that way π π
NIKHIL… you probably SAW what you wanted to see!! π π
SO the crack pot is back…
Something Like this Happened to me on my way from Mumbai to Delhi.
Even I am not that kind of guy. But the Grey side of me took me to Lucid Dreaming.
But it was her who was controlling it
soft spoken and decent!!! .. who would that be ???
“going back to bang-a-__ore.”
that’s what i thought she would have heard until you mentioned otherwise.
anyway… she could be just be fooling around to see how you would react….
Hmmm I don’t see fiction as one of the tags.. I half expected it… =P
I’m going back to blore became wanna jump in the sack?????????? hmmmm.. fishy fishy…..
someone is hard of hearing i guess..well, just dropped in to your blog…your turn now to vote for me ..
haha dat was really funny……..nice to see u back dude
>>She gave me a wink as she left, and it dawned on me.
LOL π that’s interesting…. mirrorcracked rating is getting high…
in terms of A i mean π
π Really interesting!!!
Wow man. Wow again!! π
hehehe.. π
Nikhil.. hot mum or cold mum.. at least you are getting some attention, man! Enjoy the limelight!!
Btw, the “sack” thing was close enough to have urself punched (or worse, kicked) in the wrong area!! anyone else would have been dead meat!! π π π
Interesting Nikhil…. π
nikhil? u AGAIN started dreaming dnt u? liar!!! π
Poor aunty.
So, did u actually said that to aunty? oops just a 3 year old child…how do u know she was aunty:)
:)) seems u and that lady seem to have quite a fertile and imaginative mind… both interpreting what they like.. :)) nice read..
“Wanna jump in the sack?β defintely doesnt rhyme with “I am going back to bangalore” π . . . .Its Definitely your hyper-active imagination π . . .nice to have u back . . .
lol!!!
man that was an interesting read!
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LOL π
What ws it that she heard as jump in the sack though π
reallly man u r lucky ..i am also using train but not got such
nikhil…
what train was it…y not take a chance in going from the same train u went….lol
may be i get luck by chance…hehe
dont stop writing .. keep ’em all cmng.. i mean blogs :).
Im a huuuuge fan!
Charming read my friend! π But really that rhyming business just doesn’t work!
Tell me which train it was….I too will travel from it next time