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anyaslyricAnya’s Lyric

Anya’s Lyric is the story of a mentally-challenged girl’s self-discovery and the roads that lead her from a turbulent childhood to peace. You can purchase it exclusively on Amazon in both paperback and Kindle editions.

wampWhere Are My Pants?

A slightly demented author pours out his black heart in these pages in an effort to enthrall you and take you on a fascinating journey that spans eight years – from the time he was a fucking idiot to now, a thirty-year-old misanthropic prick. You will die when you read this book. You will either by laugh yourself to death or you will rip your arm off and beat yourself to death with it for buying the book. There is only one way to find out.

Sex and violence. Men and women. Indians and Americans. Cops and robbers. Idiots and assholes. Love and hate. Coffee and tea. This book has it all. Stop wasting money on health food, those lame electronic cigarettes and those hideously large textbooks that give Nicki Minaj’s ass implants a run for their money, and buy this damn thing already.

Nikhil Kumar lives in Bangalore with his wife and their stuffed dog. They are both advertising professionals and lead very exciting lives on the streets, dodging traffic. Their fridge is filled with cans of Diet Coke and their water heater doesn’t work. He doesn’t smoke (up) anymore.

You can purchase this book on Amazon (in both paperback and Kindle editions) and on Flipkart.


Set in the hauntingly beautiful valleys of Ladakh, this is a story of a search for love. This is a story of one man’s quest to understand the meaning of miracles. This is a story of betrayal. When we love someone fiercely, we tend to open ourselves up to tremendous pain when that love is betrayed.

A story that is narrated in different instances of time, Simran tries to follow the journey of a simple shepherd who lives in Ladakh and falls in love with a woman so beautiful that she haunts his dreams and nightmares alike. The shepherd’s epic journey of understanding love, miracles and betrayal is painful and enlightening. Simran’s story had to be told. It has been a long time since she has seen the light of day, and this book is an effort to do justice to her ethereal, magical presence. To understand her story, we need to dwell deep into the memories of the man who loved her more than life itself.

You can purchase this book on Amazon (in both paperback and Kindle editions)

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