Walls Of Love

Right. So, the retards decide to throw a whole country in disarray and kill people indiscriminately. They enter a crowded city like Mumbai and take control of a few places, take hostages, shoot into the crowd, killing innocent people, lob hand grenades into crowds and hotel rooms and feel all macho because they feel like

The Hazards Of A Public Relations Occupation

And I thought working in a coal mine in Siberia was dangerous. Public Relations is a field which only the brave pursue and only those with a casual disregard for personal safety excel in. When I signed on for a career in Public Relations, I knew it would involve daily death threats from irate clients

By Brahma!

A modern form of word association game involves watching a movie and listing down all that comes to your head. My french-fried brain tried it with the above video clip, and all it could come up with were these: Hungry. Suffering Samurai. Ketchup. Mobile. Samsung. Weird. Nikhil. Dork. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri

NewsCracked! :)

Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the BNN ICN 9 o’ clock news! Today’s breaking stories: 1. Big Sobb Season 2 ends in dramatic fanfare! 2. Akshay Kumar wears pants inside-out! 3. Madhuri Dixit misses a gray hair while combing! 4. IT company employee sneezes! 5. Aviation minister is high. Literally. … and other important, earth-shattering,

If I Were A Video Game…

I’d be called “Yo-yo: God Strikes Back!” The first release of the game would have included villains like “The Malevolent Nightmare from the Isolated Earth” and “Kitten-Obliterating Ravager of Yuckiness.” I’d be constantly on God Mode. Cheat codes would include, “Call Her Tomorrow”, “Don’t take her phone calls”, “Ditch every third girl”, “Men are pigs”,