Yeah, Yeah… I Know!

I know, I know… I’m dead. That’s why I’m not updating this space and haven’t been available online and haven’t done much online of late. I died in my sleep during a dream in which I was dying in my sleep. However, I have the power of reincarnation (what with me being God and all).Continue reading “Yeah, Yeah… I Know!”

The Stupidity Index

Over time, we have evolved into something resembling a cross between an upright chimp and a hairy stink ball. I’m not kidding. Have you counted the number of hairs on your body lately? You’ll be astonished. Anyway, when Charles Darwin wrote the ‘Origin Of species,’ he overlooked one major fact – The Stupidity Index. ScientistsContinue reading “The Stupidity Index”

Chennai Chronicles…

This will be a short one. I just got back this morning from Chennai, after spending 3 days  of the long weekend there. These are some of the highlights: My belt broke on my way to the bus stand, Thursday night. My pant was a bit too loose and I spent the journey in mortalContinue reading “Chennai Chronicles…”

What’s Gotten Me So Excited?

For the past three days, I’ve been running around town butt-naked  screaming “Eureka” on top of my voice. I’ve been jumping up and down screaming nonsense and thumping everyone I meet on their backs. I’ve been gazing up at the stars and smiling broadly to myself, oblivious to the stares and sniggers and calls ofContinue reading “What’s Gotten Me So Excited?”

The World’s Best Statement Of Purpose!

I must confess that I wrote this for a friend three years ago, after a particularly frustrating year of helping her apply for schools in the US of A. As you can imagine, she hasn’t spoken to me since. STATEMENT OF PURPOSE “Ignorance is Bliss..” The above statement is true in my case. I haveContinue reading “The World’s Best Statement Of Purpose!”