Get In Touch

You can get in touch with me for a lot of reasons. I am a wonderful cook and you may wish to know the recipe of a particularly delicious dish you just ate. You may also wish to talk to me about my strange hair style. Or, like most people who write to me, you may wish to talk to me just because you are lonely and no one else would talk to you. Whatever your reasons are, you can write to me at and tell me your problems. I will personally respond to you as soon as I’m done eating. I promise.

In case I don’t get back to you within a day, you can pick up your phone and call me. Where’s my number, you ask? Hell, I don’t even know where my pants are.

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